A Time of Splendor

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i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.

he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH CAUTION; PROTECT THE JUGULAR AND PULSE POINTS. RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.”

his partner takes off their clothes??? “JAIME REYES, THE ADVERSARY HAS SHED OUTER PROTECTION AND IS NOW RENDERED AT LEAST 16% MORE VULNERABLE. UPDATING WEAK POINTS.” 

jaime tries to dirty talk??? “JAIME REYES, THE CURRENT METHOD OF SEXUAL STIMULATION IS DEEMED UNWISE. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS ARE UNLIKELY TO REACH CLIMAX BY BEING SPOKEN AT, REGARDLESS OF VOCAL HUSKINESS.”

jaime’s scarab for world’s worst wingman 2k14

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UFT Shinies! All NicknameableDurant has 5 ivs and EggmovesPoliwag has 4 ivs and EggmovesKabuto has 4 ivs and EggmovesBellsprout has 3 ivs and EggmovesThe rest were all caught in the friend safari.BanetteAmbipomEspurr(M)DedennePikachuDruddigonHariyamaQuagsireSunkernSunkernShinies I am looking for:Shiny Female Espurr/Meowstic (NICKNAMEABLE)Shiny Ponyta (nicknameable)Shiny  Mareep (nicknameable)Any Offers!FC:3196-3231-2163IGN:BiancaMessage me with offers or if you want more details.

UFT Shinies! All Nicknameable
Durant has 5 ivs and Eggmoves
Poliwag has 4 ivs and Eggmoves
Kabuto has 4 ivs and Eggmoves
Bellsprout has 3 ivs and Eggmoves
The rest were all caught in the friend safari.
Banette
Ambipom
Espurr(M)
Dedenne
Pikachu
Druddigon
Hariyama
Quagsire
Sunkern
Sunkern

Shinies I am looking for:
Shiny Female Espurr/Meowstic (NICKNAMEABLE)
Shiny Ponyta (nicknameable)
Shiny  Mareep (nicknameable)
Any Offers!

FC:3196-3231-2163
IGN:Bianca

Message me with offers or if you want more details.

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